The Room 302 Joke
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the
hospital will enjoy this:
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you
connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like
to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting
worse."
The voice on the other end said, "What is the
patient's name and room number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in
room 302."
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs.
Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood
pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple
of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to
send her home Tuesday at noon."
The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's
fantastic... that's wonderful news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it
you are a close family member or a very close friend!"
"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302. Nobody here
tells me shit!"
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