The Dying Jose Joke
Jose was dying. His wife, Chencha, was maintaining a vigil by his side.
She held his fragile hand in the weak light, tears running down her face.
Her praying woke him from his slumber.
He looked up, pale lips moving slightly.
"Chencha I love you," he whispered.
"I love you ," she said. "now rest, don't talk."
He was insistent. "Chencha ," he said in his tired voice, "I
have something that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Chencha ,
"everything's all right, go to sleep now."
"No, no. I must die in peace, I...I slept with your
sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother."
" Yez I know sweet one" whispered Chencha , "let the poison
work cabron ....go to sleep....
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