The Sensitive Guy Rude Joke
Who said men don't have a sensitive side?, a thirty-something woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a highly-regarded restaurant.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
Three wall-length shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of the little buggers... carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing this very un-macho display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized bears covering the entire length of the middle shelf; and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. Quite the display!
She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to have such a large a collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention it out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive side.
All the while thinking to herself, "Oh goodness! Maybe this guy could be the one--maybe he could father my children!"
She turns to him. They kiss slowly... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this wonderful, sensitive guy -
- lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over towards him smiling sweetly.
She strokes his chest and asks coyly, "So? How was it?"
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
Submitted by ; Lori
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